Need to share this joke my friend Fritz Bräuninger just sent me:
A dog lover agreed to look after her neighbor’s male dog while the neighbors were on vacation.
Unfortunately, when the time came, she found her female dog was „in heat.“
She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.
However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds.
So she rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said, „Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs.
I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing phone will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw.“
„Do you think that will work?“ she asked.
„Just worked on me,“ he replied.