Here’s the proof: Republicans are job killers!

If it's red, your job is dead!

Wonder why I never saw a graph like this one before. It shows the rate of unemployment in the United States over the past 100 years. Out of curiosity, I mapped it to the terms of individual Presidents, and lo: Turns out almost every time a Republican moves into the White House, unemployment goes up! Okay, Reagan is a notable exception, but of course nobody knows how often Dutch was home, if you catch my drift.

Republicans, this proves, really are the job killers we always thought they were. Contrariwise, whenever a Democrat takes over, the job situation starts perking up. Which bodes well for the next four years with ol’ Black&Blue in the Oval Office.